Bicycles are a mystery to anyone who has ever owned one. People who claim to understand bikes are liars and should not be trusted. Anyone who claims to be able to build a bike is a witch. They must be removed from society.

Belmonte Bumbutter was fascinated by bicycles as a child. Once, while in the forest he met a wizard who claimed to know how to make bicycles. Belmonte died soon after this encounter but not before producing these, his only, artworks.